lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via guy)

su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

(via self-loving)

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

(via utterly-insane-panda)

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future

(via xo-brooklyn)

arr0wz:

dream-littledarling:

"And I should’ve crashed the car the night I drove alone."

I’m so pissed I wasn’t able to enjoy this when I saw them

(via embracethespacekid)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

thecatalier:

I don’t know how to start conversations.

(via personalcreep)

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(via unescapable)